Showing posts with label body. Show all posts
Showing posts with label body. Show all posts

16 February, 2016

all this for sexy legs

AsSalam and hello.

i have some little secret to tell.

i join London Weight Management.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

yeah. i really did. tbh, i kinda feel a bit regretful now cos its name has 'Weight Management' instead of Slimming stuff.

ah well.

i know you'll say "why Alia why?? you so thin. what else you need to change?"

tbh, i love my body curve. i have breasts, not too big, not too small. still some meat in it and i like my look when i have my shirt hugging my body. so really, i love it.

the thing is, i want a nice pair of legs. i love my legs. but if i have a chance to slim them like those model's, i'll take that chance.

this all started yesterday, after i did my progress monitoring presentation. i did ok. thanks to the panels who were very kind to help me not feeling bad. i was in a brilliant mood after that. the Liverpool 6-0 win over Villa also better my mood. i felt like nothing could change that mood.

the London stuff was just a trial actually. i answered a survey at Ensogo, and they gave a free-trial of that weight stuff. so i went. but hey, the consultant there was a bit demanding. and when she said i could use the student price for 10 sessions, i immediately took it.

ok ok. i did spend some time thinking. but only after 5 minutes. then i paid 3/4 of the full price.

ha ha.

like i said, nothing could change my mood. i was in the best feeling ever. and i have the money to spend it.

so the consultant got really happy that she finally had a new customer and so she took care of me. got some treatment done. tbh, i don't really care about the names of the treatment. i was just thinking "how will my legs look after this?"

still, most of the treatments kinda like 'steaming' me. literally. i got 'steamed'. literally. liquids went out of my body in non-sexual way.

thing is, i would like them to tell me the time spent for doing those treatments. i was in a happy mood. i had to lie down myself on a bed and wait for toxins to came out of my body for about 40minutes. i should have bring some books or anything that could make those stuff less boring.

the consultant was a bit sad when she asked me if i had a good time. i said "ok la".

then i realize that i never am satisfied with anything. i could have gone shopping but even if i buy anything, i still am not satisfied. the excitement is gone.

so i end up spending at this pricey stuff. ah well. better now than later. ha ha.

anyway, as this is a weight management thing, i forgot that i have to manage my weight including my food. or else, those liquid stuff gone out of my body treatment will become useless. so i'm having the first diet in my life. be jealous. har har.

and let just say, love your body. never diet. eat well.

ta then! :)


02 October, 2009

what is PEHA in English?

A'kum n ello...

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS SOME UNCOMFORTABLE IMAGES AND TALKS THAT NOT EVEN SEXY.

so.to start it off...

what is peha in english? try think about it,and no need for you to google it or check it at your dictionary.

still,i'll start the post like this...:

this is........

THIGH or in aqilah's words,LAP~!

on the other hand,this is.....

DRUMSTICK!

seriously.

Peha is THIGH!

and she(aqilah) said peha is drumstick!! blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com

AND THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING~~~!!

i asked hamka, "peha dalam english pe?"
and he answered "drumstick."


OH.MY.GOD!blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com

so i asked Firza and her gang,and they were wondering "ape eh?ah~~~lupe la" then aqilah fished them and said "drumstick~~" and that gang said "drumstick eh?"

ANOTHER OH.MY.GOD!blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com

so this kind of conversation happened.
Alia: meh sini cikgu ajar english skit.(cos people said i looked like a teacher today)
Firza: ya cikgu~.
Alia: peha,untuk manusia, is THIGH! peha,untuk ayam,is DRUMSTICK!

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ai. these people are smart actually. asked them "what is the shape of staphylococcus aureaus?" sure enough,they'll answer that with flying colours.

but if you asked them about the EXTERNAL human body parts(not include the sex organ), they'll have a hard time thinking about it.haha.

i'm not being a smart ass here.it just that i watched too many football and the commentators talked in english,and always said "he hit it with his left foot" ,"he break a leg", "there's a bleeding at his head", "he'll be out for 10months cos of his broken ankle"and something like that.
.....and also bcos i got a very2 bad mark during my primary school when i had to solve this crosswords about human body.ai~

still, DRUMSTICK???? that's the best joke i heard for this week.haha.

....

oh.there's a mistake.drumstick is the food for chicken's thigh. so,chicken's thigh is also,thigh.get it?


i talked to my brother about this:

alia: peha dalam english pe?
amin: thigh
alia: nasib~.kawan alia sme kata drumstick.
amin: tak~.amin tau thigh pun sebab bile kat kedai,amin mintak kat mamak tu "chicken's thigh satu"
alia: .......


ta then!blogger-emoticon.blogspot.com