haha.you Chelsea reporter.so,haha.

A'kum n ello..

something that makes me go HUAHAHAHAHAHA~!!

Liverpool FC manager Rafael Benitez has the last laugh over the antics of Chelsea’s Didier Drogba

Oct 10 2009 by Dominic King, Liverpool Echo

GAMES between Liverpool and Chelsea would not be the same without Didier Drogba showing his preference for amateur dramatics.

He was, predictably, up to his best – or is that worst? – last Sunday, spending so much time falling on the turf that Chelsea’s groundstaff could have used him for rolling the pitch. His antics became so bad it was predictable that Rafa Benitez would be quizzed about it.

“You seemed to get a bit agitated about Drogba and you’ve made comments about him before – what did you think?” one southern-based journalist asked Benitez.

“Are you from London?” came the Liverpool manager’s reply. After a brief exchange, the journalist admitted that he was both from the capital and a regular Chelsea watcher, which triggered this retort from Benitez.

“Well,” said Benitez with a knowing smile, “you will know a 100 per cent better than I do what Drogba can do.”

It stuck a metaphorical pin in that balloon and squashed the angle that some were looking for; he might have lost the war but this was one battle he most certainly won.

really tho, if that penceramah ask me who is my idol(currently), i'll choose rafa benitez. haha. i have my own personal reason for this.

what is LOVE?

A'kum n ello...

i had this Bengkel Explorasi Minda this morning.

i have to say,it's better than i expected. it was fantastic! i love how the penceramahs talked to us. they talked like they are our friends, and also said some VERY DIRECT STUFF that mostly are perverted stuff,and it was hohohohoho. THAT is how you make people attract to your talk,ok?

ok.i'm not a pervert. but you know, someone just have to say that WORDs so that the men and women know that those WORDs are actually,BAD.

ok.i just make things confusing.haha.

anyway, there was this one penceramah. he loves to ask questions,and mostly the questions were like "why the US's economy drop?" "who is your idol?" "have you ever leave any of your solats?" "what's did you get when you buy your laptop?" and this one question, "what is LOVE?"

hahahaha.

so lucky the penceramah didn't ask me.but i had this conversation with aqilah:

alia: kalo awak,awak jawab pe?
aqilah: understanding and something camtu.
alia: ah........~
alia: (camne aku leh lupe mende tu?)

cos you know,i was thinking of saying "LOVE IS PETI AIS" cos that's what my father taught me.
bcos peti ais,or in that foreign language:english;refrigerator, is a big thing and also can be expensive. and,if you can buy that for me,it means you can take care of me.it's not about money,it's about living nicely.

or maybe that's from a philosophical point of view.

if in my point of view, PETI AIS is a place where you can keep food. and food is very important to me. so,if you can buy me a PETI AIS,it means that you are taking care my most precious stuff, and so, if i have my most precious stuff(food) in a safe place like peti ais;a place that'll take care of the food for not being rotten for some time, it means i can be safe with YOU in a very2 long time.(eventhough the food will maybe rot,but it means you hae the thought that you don't want me to rot.haha)

so.LOVE IS PETI AIS.and i love FOOD. and money is important.hahahaha.

still, if you want me to say it in public this sort of stuff,maybe i'll just say "ntah.LOVE is PETI AIS.bapak aku yang bitau"

freedom,is want i love most right now.thanks very much.so,go away stalker.haish~

DULLI~!!!!

NICE.in my own way.

A'kum n ello..

today is a VERY VERY NICE DAY.

i feel like doing THIS thinking about today.


cos seriously, among all the days in this week, i think today is the best day.haha.

1stly,i finished all my assignments.
i finished my lab reports(not include Bacteriology cos Sir Roslan just give it today) and CTU essays.

Every night(on this week), i studied with negative spirit,bcos the study was more like by FORCE instead of 'I WANT' .


on Monday night, i read Immunology cos i had Immunology test on the next day, which was BLOOODY BAD.


on Tuesday night, i did the Genetics lab reports after i watched Chuck, bcos KP demanded us(me and aqilah) to send them on the next day, which in the end was kinda (stupid) cos i thought KP already done her work (it's a group work) after her "KITORANG KENE HANTAR ESOK~~". but nope, she didn't finish it yet eventhough she stayed back after class to so-called study with the other mates.ai~


on Wednesday night, i did the Analytical chem lab reports,cos it past the due date. on this day also, KP told us that we need to send our CTU essays on Friday, and she told me to do an autobiography about Al-Battani and aqilah had to do Jabir Ibnu Hayyan,which both aren't that popular among all the Muslims Legends.

on Thursday night, i did the CTU essays and did some of the Analytical chem lab reports eventhough it already past 2 days of it due date. and i didn't study for CTU test and Bacteriology test eventho the test is on the next day.

on Friday,as in TODAY, WE(alia&aqilah) found out that KP did an autobiography about IBNU SINA. seriously,IBNU SINA. he's like the EASIEST LEGEND AMONG ALL THE LEGENDS OF MUSLIMS that can be found at the internet. and she chose that without us knowing it. and she let us do 2 of the most difficult one. still, in the positive note, i KNOW WHO IS AL-BATTANI,and and I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT IBNU SINA.

BUT, like i said before, TODAY IS A GOOD DAY.

i only read the first 5pages of that CTU book, and i got 26/30. cool. thanks to the infos that i read last minute,and also some of the knowledge that i know by heart, i FINALLY got good marks after some bad marks, like 11.5/30(analytical chem's first test).

and not just that, there was NO BACTERIOLOGY test,again. and also, i was focus during the lecture.

and to add another one, my maid made Mee+Hoon Soup for lunch and maybe for dinner.hoho.

so.that's all.

ta then!

ps: damn it. my camera is WRECK!!

Google Translate: ENGLISH - MALAY

A'kum n ello..

last night, i was doing my CTU assignment, about Abu Abdullah Al-Battani,1 of the greatest astronomists of Islam and also the founder of trigonometry.

there's not much source in Malay Language about him,but there are plenty about him in English.plenty of English articles about his achievements from many foreign universities,and so,i had to translate most of the articles to finish my assignment.

and you know,my English is not that great,but my Malay is not that good either. i had to search for the English-Malay dictionary in the house,and i found 2 dictionaries that exist since my father and mother were young.

so,you can expect technological words like apogee and apsides won't be in that book.

and Al-Battani was an astronomer and a mathematician. so, i really NEED THE MEANING OF THOSE WORDS!!

so,i used Google Translator cos i found out few months ago that they put Malay language in their translator thingy.

so i used it.
and got THESE.


seriously,FAIL! Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka should make a website like this.they can explain things better.

still,at least Google didn't translate this wrongly.

ta then~!

PMS woman.

A'kum n ello...

i hope my period will come NOW rather than later cos don't want to be in a bad emotional state with this PMS thingy,especially with final exams coming up.i need to prepare with a good state of mind,k?

oh btw, for the boys out there, when the ladies are having their PMS, they'll have this one tiny little thing,that is,PARANOID.

so i'm being paranoid,eventhough i'm not having my period for this month yet,but still,it's almost the time.

the hormone is kicking me,and telling me all of THESE:

• "oh,dia cam sial da.apehal dia pandang ko camtu?"
• "erm,nape dia tak senyum?ingat bagus gile ke?"
• "eh2,sdap2 je makan makanan aku"
• "takleh bagi pensel tu baik2 ke?"
• "nape aku kene buat soalan tu??!?!??!"
• "oh shut up.ko bising giler!"

seriously. why oh why PMS exist?

still, a positive note for the woman who's having their PMS:

Women become sexy without they realize it when they're having their PMS.

and there's also:

Women will get attracted to the muscle man when they're having their PMS.

this,if i'm not mistaken,i got from the research of the Liverpool University's students.haha.

ta then~!

ps: mind your own bussiness.

IN RAFA I TRUST!

A'kum n ello...

WARNING: THIS IS A LIVERPOOL POST. NEGATIVE COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED AND THE PEOPLE THAT COMMENT THOSE NEGATIVE COMMENTS WILL BE BANNED.

so i read the news about Mr Gillett,who blamed Rafa Benitez for all the so-called bad stuff that happened in the league.

FYI,i've been a Liverpool supporter since 2001,and at that time,Liverpool was ok,but not as brilliant as now. their matches were boring,and i dunno why i continue to support them at that time.however,i just feel like it. at that time, Gerrard Houllier was the manager,but then got sacked even after they won the Carling Cup.

then,Rafa Benitez appear. i dunno him at that time,but when the news said he was the manager that managed the MIGHTY VALENCIA, a team that won the La Liga 2 years in a row(under him) and also the team that beat Liverpool 3-1 (he managed Valencia at that time) in 2001 or 2002(i'm not that sure). and sure enough,knowing his background,i was wow-ed by him.

in 2005,in his first year of being a Liverpool manager, Liverpool won the CL. an amazing comeback. just to add, Liverpool,a club that played some boring footballs before,had PLENTY OF BRILLIANT MATCHES under him.

and i know that,after we won the FA Cup in 2006,we didn't win anything. (not include community shield and uefa super cup)

i dunno about you,but i think we were great in those TROPHY-less years.

in 2007,IF THAT STUPID YANKS DIDN'T HAVE THAT STUPID FIGHTS AGAINST EACH OTHER,we may won most of the matches in that season. a great team must good physically and mentally.if either of them missing, something is wrong. still, even with those stupid stuff that happened between the yanks, Liverpool was in the final of CL.they played well,but lose the final.can't do anything about it.

in 2008, THE YANKS MADE A NEW PROBLEM,BY MEETING JUERGEN KLINSMANN,to REPLACE MR BENITEZ. one of them said "i only met him.nothing happened" oh rite.what the hell were you doing anyway. you're not even a fan of football,but you meet a MANAGER from ANOTHER football club. these americans (no racism intended) should know better. the fans were worried,the players obviously will be in a bad state of mind. yeah,maybe some of them said "we don't really care about the off-field problems" but truthfully,they really mind about it.proof:bad results during this time.who started this problem?

you know,some of the points that Liverpool lose under Rafa Benitez are mostly points that happened during the off-field problems.

there was this one season,that i had this thought "IF ONLY WE DON'T HAVE THAT OFF-FIELD PROBLEMS,LIVERPOOL WOULDN'T LOSE THAT STUPID POINTS"

anyway,shame on you mr Gillett. Rafa never talk about how bad you are to the press,now you're doing this kind of thing. if something bad happen to Liverpool, you're the cause of it.

i support Rafa.want to know why?

• he made an okay Liverpool team to a BRILLIANT LIVERPOOL team that defeated Barcelona and AC Milan.and also beat Scum 4-1.and Liverpool is ranked 1st in europe.and just under him only, we have plenty of European Nights and most of them gave amazing results.
  
• he instills that Never Give Up attitude to the lads. Istanbul was the proof.and You'll Never Walk Alone is the famous football anthem in the world.
  
• he is the BRAVEST Manager in the EPL eventhough people said he just loves to RANT. it's a FACT~!
• he was the one who made Gerrard and Torres as the player they are right now.
• and plenty of things that require statistic.

anyway, i know some Liverpool fans mad at Rafa, but if you think thoroughly with that foul mind of yours, do you have somebody that has the spirit of Liverpool i.e ,that can make Liverpool win the league? Liverpool just can't accept somebody. Rafa has it all. he already has some part of Shankly by saying Everton is a small team. he wears Liverpool socks. he sat on the grass just to let the supporters see the penalty kicks clearly. he called back robbie fowler. he made Kenny Daglish returned to Liverpool. he bought Torres.

and you know what, if rafa got sacked,many clubs will fight for his service.nothing bad will he gained if he got sacked. Liverpool will be the one in problem.DEAR LIVERPOOL FANS,DO YOU WANT TO SEE THAT???

and to make it more shitty,real madrid wants rafa benitez's service more than anybody else in the world. a club that size wants our manager,don't you think we are lucky enough to have rafa benitez in the team?

to Mr Rafa Benitez,please be yourself and ignore all those stupid comments from the so-called fans and owner. you have your own way of handling the Liverpool team.

Thanks.
YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!
IN RAFA WE TRUST~!

midnight rambling.study and daily.

A'kum n ello...

an uncle of mine said "if you're that lazy to study,how about you only study for 2 hours(for each day)?"

i was like "kenapakah aku tak terpikir pasal tu~~"

so,i studied Genetics,which,not really study,cos all i did was finished up the lab reports that due last Monday,which means,i already past the dateline.

harhar.

i planned to sleep first tho,then do the lab reports later,but you know-la manusia kan, plan ahead,but nothing will happen.

so,i did the lab reports, and YEAY,ALL THE STUPID QUESTIONS I ANSWERED!! some of the questions were very hard,that i even put it up at Yahoo!Answer.haha.luckily,someone answered it for me.

a list to summarize my recent life:

• Immunology test was hella bad. the paper has 60questions,but i think i can only answered 10 of them.
• found out that Mizushima Hiro and Oguri Shun were the guests for Domoto Kyoudai!! i need SUB!!! please~~!!!!!!!!
• i dunno why but my friends are being moody all of sudden.ai~
• a stranger sms-ed me.what the hell~~ i was kind enough to reply the sms by saying "sorila,u pakai maxis".
• hani didn't answer nor reply my calls and sms-es.i'm worried.

snap this at Etude@Sunway Pyramid.haha.

and that's all.
ta~!

Blood Type error?

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if you see the specimen above, what can you conclude?

(a) no agglutination occur?
(b) the blood sample is in O group?
or
(c) "i see yellow and green liquid.is that kickapoo and pepsi blue?"

cos you see,THAT,people,is the sample of my blood after i added Anti-A and Anti-B solution.

and this,is for the people that understand nothing about what i'm blogging about:

How do you test for blood type?

The way to determine a person's blood type is to mix some of their red blood cells with antibodies in a test tube or special testing paper. If anti-A causes clumping, the person is group A. If anti-B clumps the blood, they must be B. If both antibodies cause a reaction, they're AB and if neither has an effect, they are O.

if you dunno what is clumping, take a look at this.

so, as you can see, from my sample,both no clumping.so,i'm an O,which,i still doubt it. i'm still thinking maybe the amount of my blood that i used for the experiment is too low. i went to the hospital before to check my blood group,and the Pros said i'm a B person.
i know i'm not an O,cos this personality test said so.

Type O

People with blood type O people are outgoing, energetic and social. They are the most flexible of the blood types. They easily start up projects but often have trouble following through because they give up easily. They are flighty and not too dependable. O types always say what's on their mind. They value the opinion of others and like to be the center of attention. Also, people with O blood are extremely self-confident.

i'm not flighty. i dunno about outgoing,energetic and flexible,but i know i'm not social.and i don't like to be the center of the attention.seriously~!!

Type B,however:

Type B

People with blood type B are the most practical of the blood groups. They are specialists in what they do. When they start a project, they spend extra time understanding and trying to follow directions than others might. When they are doing something, all of their attention is focused on it. They tend to stick to a goal and follow it through to the end, even if it seems impossible. They tend to be less than cooperative, as they like to follow their own rules and their own ideas. They are individualists. B type people pay attention to their thoughts a little more than their feelings, and therefore can sometimes seem cold and serious.

THAT,just sounds,SERIOUSLY LIKE ME!!!!!!!!

and the other reason why i want myself to be a B type group is because of this:

credits: Issendai's Lair
credits image: DailyMail, young-ri-yl-freaky-world@blogspot

the story of Earthquake

Image by Getty Images via Daylife

A'kum n ello...

yesterday, this conversation happened between me and my maid.

Alia: kakak tau yang pasal Padang tu?
Kak Wiji: tau. kakak ade sedare kat situ.
Alia: ABIS??? dia idup ke tak?
Kak Wiji: tak tau. kakak dah lame tak contact dia. dia tu sedare belah bapak kakak.
Alia:..........
Alia:kakak penah ke rasa gempa bumi tu kat tempat kakak?
Kak Wiji: kat Medan tu, tak banyak gempa bumi. sekali je kakak penah rasa.30minit.
Alia: PE JADI??????? kakak duk kat bawah meja cam orang jepun buat ke?
Kak Wiji: tak. mak bapak kakak peluk anak2. kitorg keluar cepat2 dari rumah.pastu mak bapak kakak peluk kitorg ramai2. time tu sme orang takut gile, ada yang jerit2 "ALLAHUAKBAR!!" banyak kali.
Alia: tak pening? sebab goyang2 tu?
Kak Wiji: pening~~!!!!! adik kakak muntah. sme isi perut sme nye keluar.
Alia: memangle kan.dalam 30minit bergerak camtu je.Rumah tak roboh?
Kak Wiji: Pokok banyakla. ade gak rumah,tapi rumah kakak tak.
Alia: camne eh diorang leh duk gak kat Padang tu walaupun dah tau ada gempa bumi? even scientist pun kata tempat tu punya gempa bumi teruk.
Kak Wiji: Padang lawa.pelancong ske datang.
Alia: still,mana lagi penting?

that's it. i was like WHOA.

bcos my maid talks like a Malay,so sometimes i forgot that she's actually an Indonesian.seriously,it was wow to know that someone in the house actually have this kind of experience. i think i rather experience the earthquake by LISTENING to it ,instead of experience the REAL thing. i love my life,thank you very much.i want to live longer. seeing those people crying for the lost ones, i have to say i'm happy being in this state; a healthy family that loves to whine.

i know the last part of the dialogue is a little bit rude of me,but still. how could people still live in that kind of place? it's like suicide. scientist already predicted that the next tsunami will hit Padang,after that Acheh's Tsunami. ok,eventho it's not tsunami,but it's still the same thing.

i really wonder why people still live in that place? i'm just curious.

if somebody told me that the place i live in will kill me,i'll move somewhere else.

but still, what's gone is gone.you just have to move on. it's already devastating to see this kind of thing.hopefully,the missing ones still alive,eventhough the possibility is low,but still, just don't give up praying.

AMIN~!

ps: my maid's hometown is in Medan.

Video Artwork

A'kum n ello...

so i just got back from Aqilah's open house.(ok,it was 4 hours ago,but still~)

it was fantastic.maybe bcos i talked too much?

oh,oh. i'm not blogging about it now,cos i haven't prayed yet,but InsyaAllah i'll blog about it later.huhu.

and there's something that i want you to watch.

IF you don't mind naked woman and hairy penis anyway.but seriously, this video is about Art,not Sexual Satisfaction.haha.totally cool~~!!

i won't put porn in this blog,ok? be MATURE,ok people? don't watch it if:

• you're not comfortable seeing people naked. it's only small bits tho. around 15secs or more.
• your intention to watch it is bcos of sexual desire.

so,thanks to kenny sia for recommending this video.

tata~!

credits video: TigerTranslate@youtube

what is PEHA in English?

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WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS SOME UNCOMFORTABLE IMAGES AND TALKS THAT NOT EVEN SEXY.

so.to start it off...

what is peha in english? try think about it,and no need for you to google it or check it at your dictionary.

still,i'll start the post like this...:

this is........

THIGH or in aqilah's words,LAP~!

on the other hand,this is.....

DRUMSTICK!

seriously.

Peha is THIGH!

and she(aqilah) said peha is drumstick!!

AND THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING~~~!!

i asked hamka, "peha dalam english pe?"
and he answered "drumstick."


OH.MY.GOD!

so i asked Firza and her gang,and they were wondering "ape eh?ah~~~lupe la" then aqilah fished them and said "drumstick~~" and that gang said "drumstick eh?"

ANOTHER OH.MY.GOD!

so this kind of conversation happened.

Alia: meh sini cikgu ajar english skit.(cos people said i looked like a teacher today)
Firza: ya cikgu~.
Alia: peha,untuk manusia, is THIGH! peha,untuk ayam,is DRUMSTICK!

ai. these people are smart actually. asked them "what is the shape of staphylococcus aureaus?" sure enough,they'll answer that with flying colours.

but if you asked them about the EXTERNAL human body parts(not include the sex organ), they'll have a hard time thinking about it.haha.

i'm not being a smart ass here.it just that i watched too many football and the commentators talked in english,and always said "he hit it with his left foot" ,"he break a leg", "there's a bleeding at his head", "he'll be out for 10months cos of his broken ankle"and something like that.
.....and also bcos i got a very2 bad mark during my primary school when i had to solve this crosswords about human body.ai~

still, DRUMSTICK???? that's the best joke i heard for this week.haha.

....

oh.there's a mistake.drumstick is the food for chicken's thigh. so,chicken's thigh is also,thigh.get it?

credit image: http://www.sciencelearn.org.nz

i talked to my brother about this:

alia: peha dalam english pe?
amin: thigh
alia: nasib~.kawan alia sme kata drumstick.
amin: tak~.amin tau thigh pun sebab bile kat kedai,amin mintak kat mamak tu "chicken's thigh satu"
alia: .......

ta then!